Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bulldogs Swim Like Bricks

Why oh why do we have to go on vacation again? Isn’t once in my lifetime enough?
I miss my bed, I miss my house, and I miss my Grandma. Grandma where are you? Come take me home!
Papa and MoMo call this a vacation, I call this puppy purgatory! When I think of the beach, I think of potentially drowning in the pool (everyone knows I don't swim), heat exhaustion, burrs in my feet, stomach aches and vomiting - why would you have a large body of water and not be able to drink it!
They say cats have 9 lives; maybe I should start purring. Grandma saaaave me!
"Don't worry Meathead. I’m positive Grandma will be waiting for us at the beach house. Grandma, here we come!"

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